50 things

1. I was born a month early and nearly died at birth
2. I was also nearly killed by a nurse who fed me incorrect baby food
3. Therefore; I have a scar the width of my stomach where they had to operate (nicknamed my "permanent ab!")
4. I am a huge fan of cats and think I have been in contact with at least one since the day I was born
5. I was 8 stone from the age of 17 - 22
6. I had a size 28" waist from age 16 to 25 (but not anymore!)
7. Janet Jackson has sat on my lap (and my head has been in her boobs!)
8. Prince am I once shared a joke about the current state of music being broadcast on radio
9. I have been mugged
10. I have also been a victim of Battery
11. I am definitely a pessimist (even though I try not to be)
12. I do not suffer fools gladly
13. My original career choice was in Business Management
14. My favourite colour's are red and lilac
15. My seasonal colour is autumn
16. I was born in the Chinese year of the Tiger
17. I am a typical Aquarian
18. Batman is my ultimate superhero
19. I prefer briefs to boxers
20. I think Madonna is seriously overrated
21. I have no siblings
22. Richard is the love of my life
23. Trunk Guy was created from a nickname I used in an internet chat room several years ago (I used to swim 4 times a week hence "Trunk")
24. Most people think "Trunk" is a reference to the size of my cock. Only a select few know the answer to that one!
25. I like to paint with watercolour
26. Every week I seem to acquire a new gadget
27. My favourite gadget is my iPod
28. I regard people who do not contact me until they want something (or feel guilty), not as friends but simply acquaintances
29. My favourite tipple is Gin and Tonic
30. I do not regard Gordon's as Gin - it can only be Plymouth Gin
31. I have never smoked
32. I have never taken drugs
33. Exercise currently seems like an alien concept
34. I can be restless and lazy at the same time!
35. I think I would be an excellent actor
36. Although I would be a terrible singer (am tone deaf)
37. I am a regional and national prize winning dancer
38. The internet never ceases to amaze me
39. My friends tell me I have an eye for design
40. Most of my best friends are older than me
41. Sometimes I am ashamed to be English
42. I don't understand football (or people's obsession with it)
43. I was Athletics Captain at School
44. During secondary school I was second fastest at 100 meters (in my year)
45. My typing diploma states I can type 95 words a minute and I don't use the home keys
46. My sense of humour can be described as off the wall!
47. I can be paranoid about my looks (but not vain)
48. I constantly want to change this web site as I am never happy with it
49. I don't trust "family"
50. I am my worst critic